Ten + text posts
How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
click on it
yes those are light particles slowly drifting through the rays of sunlight
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What the fuck is wrong with this website
mother. friggin’. space. man.
And some people still think we’re alone here
AND SOME THINK EARTH IS MOST IMPORTANT
just think about this for a second, its mind-blowing
It’s scary af
Kinda humbling tbh.