As the Kro Flies

badwollf:

Ten + text posts

doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

kumagawa:

bro my mans is dragging the frozen food section…





this is
oh my god
didn’t even see it was
moVING

click on it

yes those are light particles slowly drifting through the rays of sunlight

I follow back xx

this is

oh my god

didn’t even see it was

moVING

click on it

yes those are light particles slowly drifting through the rays of sunlight

I follow back xx

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

cheesecakelama:

opidiod:

wellversedinetiquettte:

What the fuck is wrong with this website

absolutely nothing

Its flawless

ghoulishghouls:



#that little bat has no clue that it is embodying halloween right now #because it does not understand what holidays are #it does however #understand what pumpkins are #as it can eat those #it cannot eat halloween #bats
I needed your tags I’m sorry.

saint-magi:

tittie-kittie:

hopefully-funny:

susanforemanbackstrom:

trrillest:

firstgingerdoctor:

mother. friggin’. space. man.
x

And some people still think we’re alone here

AND SOME THINK EARTH IS  MOST IMPORTANT

just think about this for a second, its mind-blowing

It’s scary af

Kinda humbling tbh.

zoreta:

loveandddrevenge:

hell ya october hell ya fall HELL NO IT IS 95 DEGREES IN CALIFORNIA

"Hey, it’s below 80? Fall has come at last!"

SoCal has some very weird standards for hot and cold.